Saturday, December 17, 2005

 

More Pat Robertson

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Pat Robertson once caught a fish this big.
The cool thing about Pat Robertson is that even if you make up the most ridiculous quote and attribute it to him, you have to think to yourself, "well, he is insane, maybe he did say this."

If the following weren't from The Onion, I might actually be inclined to believe it as a factual news story:

Pat Robertson Says Pie Not Delicious

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Televangelist Pat Robertson, who recently condemned the town of Dover, PA for accepting evolution and called for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, said during a Sunday broadcast of The 700 Club that pie is not delicious. "Pie is a corrupt and foul-tasting pastry-covered baked-fruit abomination that shall turn to ashes in the mouth of the misled eater," Robertson said during his 11-minute anti-pie tirade. "The pious eat not the pie, knowing it an unclean thing, nor the crust, nor the filling. Get thee behind me, pie!" Stunned 700 Club viewer Melody Blaker of Houston told reporters that that the evangelist had "abandoned common sense."


Seriously folks, instead of reading the crap I post here, you should really all be checking out The Onion.

BOJ

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