Thursday, October 27, 2005

 

"But I Love Spam"


"...the key is there to open the tin...
...the tin is there to hold the Spam in...."
I'm a big fan of Spam. That is Spam, America's Favorite Luncheon Meat. The Other Spam? Well, truthfully, I could care less. To a certain degree I enjoy that both this site and BOJ News Service get spammed occasionally in the comments section. I mind it more when it's in my email in box. On the blog, though, what do I care. I think it's funny. Often I like to respond to the spammers. Yeah, I know they're not actually comming to the site and checking out content, so yes, I realize that the responses I leave will never be read by the spammer. Still, it's fun for me, and for me anyway, that's what blogging is all about.

The term Spam, as related to electronic junk mail, has always bothered me. I think it brings the good name of Spam, the luncheon meat, down a peg. Even tough I don't mind electronic Spam, it's not nearly as enjoyable as a fine breakfast of Spam & Eggs. Ooh, also if you cut it the long way, sort of like a patty, and fry it up it's really good on a hamburger bun. One time I diced some up and stired it into some homemade macaroni and cheese. Fantastic! Yeah, all kinds of stuff you can do with Spam, the luncheon meat. There's only one thing to do with electronic Spam, toss it. That's right, one click of the mouse and it's gone forever. That's not even enough effort to work off the calories contained in one tin of Spam.

If I wanted to, I could eliminate(?) Spam from my blogs. Good friend TSA has added 'word verification' to the comments secont of his blog, First Cause. That prevents computer generated spammers from hitting his blog. This is completely a secret, and don't tell anyone, especially TSA, but a log of the Spam he gets on his blog is really from me. I think Spam is funny as hell when used properly. I've even spammed my own blog. I know everyone doesn't like it as much as me, but what the hell. I think it's funny, and isn't that was commenting is all about anyway, making me laugh?

BOJ

Comments:
Hey guy. This is some down home UN-spam! I don't even know what spam is, but I know this is not it!
I love your blog, so if you love my stuff you will do it in the butt. All the cool kids do it.
Yo, check us out!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
 
I see...I see Vikings! They're sitting at tables and, by golly, they're singing! Yes, they're singing and I can hear them, too!!
 
The Minnesota Vikings? Wouldn't that put their whores off a bit. I like Spam but there are, shall we say, "back end consequences" of eating such a delicacy that tends to put the "ladies" off. You spend all that money, you rent a boat, you fly in the "escorts" from other cities, and then you ruin the whole evening by..........

Oh! Vikings singing about Spam! On television! In the 1970's! It all makes sense now!

OK, I admit it, I knew what you were talking about from the beginning but I just can't resist pointing out that multi-millionaires had to pay women to have sex with them.
 
I have a really funny story about drunken people doing the Spam sketch and cops breaking up the party but it's much too long and involved to tell here. I will say that the three cops (who appeared to be about 14 years old) were greatly disappointed to be breaking up a party where the revelers were the age of their parents and in renaissance garb to boot. I think they were expecting underage drinkers and a keg from the noise complaint.
 
For my money, the most finely crafted Python sketch is "Argument Clinic." I'm sure I'll hear from people trumpeting the virtues of "The Dead Parrot Sketch" and indeed I find it brilliant but for shear absurdity and clever use of language, "Argument Clinic" can't be beat.
 
If you'd like an argument...Cheese Shop is my favorite. And the peasants digging in the mud for god knows what in the Holy Grail while having a political discussion is pretty clever as well.
 
The political argument in "Holy Grail" is fantastic. A little too much credit is given to the peasant, but, of course, that's part of the fun.

"Cheese Shop" is funny and I've expressed my enjoyment of pointless information presented in list form before, so on that level, for me anyway, it works.

But like "Nudge, Nudge" it lacks actual jokes. The jokes in it are marvelously dry ("...certainly uncontaminated by cheese.....") and Cleese's delivery is amazing.

My point is, if you read "Argument Clinic" it's wildly funny in it's unexpected twists and clever use of language and situation. If you read "Cheese Shop", "Nudge, Nudge" "Spam" or "Dead Parrot Sketch" they don't work nearly as well as they do when performed. And in truth, "Argument Clinc" probably isn't as funny as those 4 when you see it performed. It's not a sit back an enjoy kind of sketch, you actually have to be thinking and sort of participating when you watch it for it to have the proper impact.
 
Argument Clinic is very funny as well as very clever. For me, the premise is so preposterous and they take it so seriously, that's where the humor really comes in. I especially like it when Palin gets fed up and goes down the hall to the complaints dept and winds up at "getting hit on the head lessons". Everyone is so insufferably polite (they're British, you know), even when they're insulting each other.
 
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