Globex Corporation Newsletter

If you're reading this, then you're interested in the Globex Corporation. And just how can the Globex Corporation improve your life? Here at Globex, we have a 3 pronged plan for ultimate success: 1) Music 2) Brewing 3) Global Domination. By achieving dominanace in points one and two, we believe point 3 will fall into place. Control musical entertainment and the manufacture of alcoholic beverages will in turn lead to Global Domination. And in the end, isn't that what's really important? At Globex, we believe it is. Our complete Global Domination will reduce choices for you, the customer, thereby reducing the number of decisions you will need to make in any given day. Of course we will reap enormous financial benefits through utter anihilation of our competitors, but our ultimate goal is to make life easier for you, the loyal Globex subjects -- er -- customers.

Blind Orange Julius
CEO The Globex Corporation
"Defy us and we will crush you...."