Thursday, January 27, 2011
Artists I've Covered as a Solo
The Blasters
Gladys Knight and the Pips
Mojo Nixon
Randy Newman
Bruce Springsteen
Abby Someone
Willy Grigg
The Fidgets
Ben Folds Five
Howlin' Wolf
Muddy Waters
...list may be incomplete...
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey
On my vacation away from worky...
The Last Temptation of Homer
[1F07]
On my vacation away from worky...
The Last Temptation of Homer
[1F07]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
'Cause I really like you as a friend
But there are things I can't pretend
Know I would love you 'til the end
But there is just one problem (problem, problem)
I would never have sex with you
Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
I already would have shown my boobs to you
But that will never happen
Garfunkel and Oates
"I Would Never (Have Sex With You)"
Music Songs
Labels: lyrics
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Fake Gambling Results - Week 20
NFL Proposition Special!!!
Who will record the most Passing Yards in the Conference Championships? AARON RODGERS [+120]: +$30
GREEN BAY (-4) [-105] at Chicago: +$100
Week 20 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 20 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 20 Money Line: 0-0
Week 20 Proposition bets: 1-0
Season Against the Spread: 25-28-3
Season Over/Unders: 5-6
Season Money Line: 2-2
Season Proposition Bets: 5-9
Balance for Week 20: +$130
Total Amount Remaining: $560
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Thursday, January 20, 2011
The Onion Articles Mistaken for Real News Items
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Fake Gambling - Week 20
NFL Proposition Special!!!
Who will record the most Passing Yards in the Conference Championships? AARON RODGERS [+120]: $25
GREEN BAY (-4) [-105] at Chicago: $105
Week 20 Stake: $430
Week 20 Wagered: $130
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen "Home Alone"? If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.
Marge on the Lam
[1F03]
Marge on the Lam
[1F03]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
If me and Lee and KG could be three,
Flyin' free Tenaciously,
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee,
I'd propose on bended knee
To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Tenacious D
"Lee"
Tenacious D
Labels: lyrics