Thursday, January 27, 2011

 

Artists I've Covered as a Solo

  • The Blasters

  • Gladys Knight and the Pips

  • Mojo Nixon

  • Randy Newman

  • Bruce Springsteen

  • Abby Someone

  • Willy Grigg

  • The Fidgets

  • Ben Folds Five

  • Howlin' Wolf

  • Muddy Waters


  • ...list may be incomplete...

    BOJ

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    Wednesday, January 26, 2011

     
    Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey
    On my vacation away from worky...





    The Last Temptation of Homer
    [1F07]

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    Tuesday, January 25, 2011

     
    'Cause I really like you as a friend
    But there are things I can't pretend
    Know I would love you 'til the end
    But there is just one problem (problem, problem)

    I would never have sex with you
    Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
    I already would have shown my boobs to you
    But that will never happen


    Garfunkel and Oates
    "I Would Never (Have Sex With You)"
    Music Songs

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    Sunday, January 23, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 20

    NFL Proposition Special!!!
  • Who will record the most Passing Yards in the Conference Championships? AARON RODGERS [+120]: +$30

  • GREEN BAY (-4) [-105] at Chicago: +$100










  • Week 20 Against the Spread: 1-0
    Week 20 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 20 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 20 Proposition bets: 1-0

    Season Against the Spread: 25-28-3
    Season Over/Unders: 5-6
    Season Money Line: 2-2
    Season Proposition Bets: 5-9
    Balance for Week 20: +$130
    Total Amount Remaining: $560


    BOJ

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    Thursday, January 20, 2011

     

    The Onion Articles Mistaken for Real News Items

  • '98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal

  • Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built

  • Study: 58 Percent Of U.S. Exercise Televised

  • Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com

  • Harry Potter Books Spark Rise In Satanism Among Children

  • Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked

  • New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

  • Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier

  • Nation's Soccer Fan Becoming Insufferable

  • Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

  • Inside Obama Rambling Email
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    Wednesday, January 19, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 20

    NFL Proposition Special!!!
  • Who will record the most Passing Yards in the Conference Championships? AARON RODGERS [+120]: $25

  • GREEN BAY (-4) [-105] at Chicago: $105











  • Week 20 Stake: $430
    Week 20 Wagered: $130

    BOJ

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    Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen "Home Alone"? If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.





    Marge on the Lam
    [1F03]

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    Tuesday, January 18, 2011

     
    If me and Lee and KG could be three,
    Flyin' free Tenaciously,
    Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee,
    I'd propose on bended knee
    To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
    Lee Lee,
    Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,


    Tenacious D
    "Lee"
    Tenacious D

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