Thursday, January 28, 2010
Ten Computer Terms That Sound Just a Little Dirty
- Hot Swapable
- NUM LOCK
- Dongle
- RAM
- Plug and Play
- Hot Sync
- Boot Disk
- Slave Hard Drive
- Unknown Device
- Firmware
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
The Springfield Files
[3G01]
The Springfield Files
[3G01]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Last night I was watching you asleeping
I touched your hair and I felt your hand
You softly spoke and mumbled to me something
That I tried to understand
I laid back down and I listened to your breathing
Glad to know I was your man and
I'm learning to forgive you, baby
Won't you forgive me too
Don't give up on the sunshine, baby
I can still learn a thing or two
Danny Barnes
"Pizza Box"
Overdue
Labels: lyrics
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Fake Gambling Results - Week 20
New York Jets at Indianapolis (-7) (MGM-Mirage Line): +$200 Minnesota at New Orleans OVER (52) (MGM-Mirage Line): +$100
Week 20 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 20 Over/Unders: 1-0
Week 20 Parlays: 0-0
Season Against the Spread: 22-30-1
Season Over/Unders: 7-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 20: +$300
Total Amount Remaining: $720
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
Thursday, January 21, 2010
All-Time Best NFL Quarterbacks Whose Last Names Start with the Letter 'Y' (Which is Not a Vowel)*
*Only four NFL quarterbacks have ever had a last name that started with the letter 'Y'
BOJ
Funny People Mercilessly Fucked Over By the Pinheads at NBC (In Chronological Order)
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty, to make a complete ass of myself.
Dancin' Homer
[7F05]
Dancin' Homer
[7F05]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
(La la la)
Repeat to yourself "It's just a show
I should really just relax"
For Mystery Science Theater 3000
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cast
"Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme"
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Labels: lyrics
Monday, January 18, 2010
Fake Gambling - Week 20
New York Jets at Indianapolis (-7) (MGM-Mirage Line): $200 Minnesota at New Orleans OVER (52) (MGM-Mirage Line): $100
Week 20 Stake: $420
Week 20 Wagered: $300
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Fake Gambling Results - Week 19
Arizona (+7) at New Orleans: -$200Dallas (+3) at Minnesota: -$200
Week 19 Against the Spread: 0-2
Week 19 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 19 Parlays: 0-0
Season Against the Spread: 21-30-1
Season Over/Unders: 6-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 19: -$400
Total Amount Remaining: $420
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
Thursday, January 14, 2010
All-Time Best NFL Quarterbacks Whose Last Names Start with a Vowel
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Fake Gambling - Week 18
Road Dogs!!!
BOJ
Arizona (+7) at New Orleans: $200 Dallas (+3) at Minnesota: $200
Week 19 Stake: $820
Week 19 Wagered: $400
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
Well, John Q. Public has our number. Now we play the waiting game...... Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry-Hungry-Hippos!
Mr. Plow
[9F07]
Mr. Plow
[9F07]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
You think
I only think about you
When we're both in the same room
Barenaked Ladies
"Call and Answer"
Stunt
Labels: lyrics
Saturday, January 09, 2010
Fake Gambling Results - Week 18
That's not really how I envisioned hitting the OVER...
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Philadelphia (+4) at Dallas:-$200Philadelphia at Dallas OVER (45): + $100
Week 18 Against the Spread: 0-1
Week 18 Over/Unders: 1-0
Week 18 Parlays: 0-0
Season Against the Spread: 21-28-1
Season Over/Unders: 6-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 18: -$100
Total Amount Remaining: $820
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Best Hosts of NBC's Late Night
Fake Gambling - Week 18
Philadelphia (+4) at Dallas: $200 Philadelphia at Dallas OVER (45): $100
Week 18 Stake: $920
Week 18 Wagered: $300
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
Homerpalooza
[3F21]
Homerpalooza
[3F21]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
On the dank, steaming shores of Wongo
Its black sand beaches so bongo
Patterned with leech-ridden creatures
Bodies branded with cicatrix features
That once screeched through the heart of the Congo
Stacked and berserk they tower and flail all about
Wailing sounds in tongues
Only ancient insects would understand or figure out
Wild, willing, wenches
Strutting and struggling
As they yank hanks of hair
Rooting and rutting in heat
As the earth heaves beneath their feet
The Tubes
"Wild Women of Wongo"
Outside Inside
Labels: lyrics
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Fake Gambling Results - Week 17.1
Jacksonville (-1) at Cleveland (Station Line): -$150
Week 17.1 Against the Spread: 0-1
Week 17.1 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 17.1 Parlays: 0-0
Season Against the Spread: 21-27-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 17.1: -$150
Total Amount Remaining: $920
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
Friday, January 01, 2010
Fake Gambling - Week 17.1
Jacksonville (-1) at Cleveland (Station Line): $150
Week 17.1 Stake: $1070
Week 17.1 Wagered: $150
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL
