Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Elke Sommer, Martin Marty and Lucas Cranach, The Old
Albert Schweitzer, Soren Kierkegaard and Dag Hammerskold
Sally Struthers, Anne Margaret, and J.A.O. Preuss
Mary Hart, Garrison Keiller, Lake Wobegon's voice
Liv Ullman, Tom Landry, Professor Pelliken whose name is Jaroslav
Pauls -- Gerhardt, Manz, Meir and Stormin' Norman Schwartzkopf
Robert Cade, the Gatorade maker,
Johannes Keppler and Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Martin Luther wasn't born a Lutheran and that might be a shock,
But Mark Hansen was, April Larson and Johann Sebastian Bach
Lost and Found
"The Lutheran Song"
Single
You have to respect anyone who can make rhymes with Dag Hammerskold and Dietrich Bonhoeffer..
Labels: lyrics
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.
Treehouse of Horror V
[2F03]
Treehouse of Horror V
[2F03]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
I crawl like a viper
Through these suburban streets
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town
A world of my own
I'll make it my home sweet home
Steely Dan
"Deacon Blues"
Aja
Labels: lyrics
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Bart Gets an Elephant
[1F15]
Bart Gets an Elephant
[1F15]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
A is for algebra, I learned it in school
A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool
A is for adversary, A is for affection
A is arousal, you are giving me an 'A'-rection
C'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour
Barenaked Ladies
"A"
Maybe You Should Drive
Labels: lyrics
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Marge, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food...
Bart's Friend Falls in Love
[8F22]
Bart's Friend Falls in Love
[8F22]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E G-O-double-N-A D-I-E Die!
You are gonna diiiiiie
Lung cancer, heart attack, diabetes, drug overdose
Choke on a chicken bone
Hit by a lightning bolt
Spider bite
Airplane crash
Car wreck
William Shatner
"You'll Have Time"
Has Been
A fantastic album, and if you think I haven't gone all Shatner on you before, THIS was spoken by Shatner on Ben Folds' Fear of Pop project... So there...
Labels: lyrics
