Wednesday, January 10, 2007


How Many Times Am I Going to Post Today?

This is just to good to pass up, though.

The lyrics to Two Condoms if written by a pirate:

All tide long
I wear t' condoms
On accoun' o' yer virtue be untrue
Then I cat o' nine tails one off an' feel like a wild man
When I be wi' you
Ya horn swogglin' landlubber!

Translate your own stuff at the English to Pirate Translator.

Sent to me by neighbor Tim. I was going to pass it on to Slick (who, amazingly, likes pirates even more than I do), but Tim was a step ahead of me.....


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