Wednesday, January 10, 2007
How Many Times Am I Going to Post Today?
The lyrics to Two Condoms if written by a pirate:
All tide long
I wear t' condoms
On accoun' o' yer virtue be untrue
Then I cat o' nine tails one off an' feel like a wild man
When I be wi' you
Ya horn swogglin' landlubber!
Translate your own stuff at the English to Pirate Translator.
Sent to me by neighbor Tim. I was going to pass it on to Slick (who, amazingly, likes pirates even more than I do), but Tim was a step ahead of me.....