Friday, November 24, 2006

 

Chicago Rolls Out Cold-Weather Prostitutes

all weather
Across the city, residents are swapping out regular
hookers with more dedicated, cold-weather prostitutes
in their cars.
From The Onion:

"When temperatures drop below zero, you need prostitutes you can depend on when they're needed most," said area resident Phillip Eadie, who mounted four cold-weather hookers earlier this month. "The last thing you want during a raging blizzard is to get stuck with a prostitute who's not up to the task."

"Seriously, if it weren't for cold-weather prostitutes, I don't think I'd ever leave the house," he added.


Hard hitting as always. Read The Onion. Purchase their goods and services. Don't make these people get real jobs.....

BOJ

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